Finally We Understand

“Finally we understand that in France work is freedom“

~ Nicolas Sarkozy, President of France (and Vampire L’etat C’est Moi.) Speaking to the Congress of his UMP party on January 14, 2007

I realize some of my fellow Americans may be concerned. How, they ask, can we allow ourselves to fall behind France (France!) in this critical dimension? How can we allow ourselves to be on the wrong side of a growing Thinly-Veiled Fascism Gap??? Friends, Merkins, countrymen, worry not, as this item dredged up from the archives of the New York Times (March 17, 1994) makes plain, Americans can do more than lend lip service to the great truth that “Freedom is Slavery” we can make it our reality for the foreseeable future:

The Mayor, a former United States Attorney in Manhattan, said New Yorkers were inclined to “see only the oppressive side of authority.”

“What we don’t see is that freedom is not a concept in which people can do anything they want, be anything they can be,” he said at the forum, sponsored by The New York Post. “Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do.”

~Rudolph “Il Douche” Giuliani, Likely Next President of the United States of America

We know that Mr. Sarkozy penned the introduction to the autobiography of Gianfranco Fini. The Agitator asks, does Mr. Giuliani deserve less, do his words ring less true to the original?

Finally we understand, that in America, work is freedom. Freedom is slavery. War is Peace. And Ignorance is Strength!